Leprosy and Wedding Photos
Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you….. JESUS CHRIST! [insert wild applause] Check out my wedding work here Contact me HERE to reserve your wedding date. It will make Jesus happy. Do it.
gentle melancholy
….it’s the kind of thing that reminds you that you’re alive: There’s a girl I’ve been hanging out with for many months now. I’ve liked her quite a lot this whole time. Yes, she’s breathtakingly beautiful, but there’s something else about her that is more enduring. She’s a seeker. She’s a cycle breaker. She’s got […]
The big question about grilled cheese
Look, I know all of you have been dying to know the answer to this question… and I, your humble servant, Paul Duane, have ventured to answer it tonight!! Which is better, grilled cheese prepared with butter on the bread, or olive oil, as a frying medium? Here we have, on the left, a grilled […]
Anti-anti Mormon
Hi, I’m Paul Duane. I was born and raised in Utah, as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. During high school, I served in lots of youth church leadership positions, including the Logan High Seminary Council. I have a famous Mormon Pioneer ancestor. All of my grandparents are return missionaries […]
this is your LIFE
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rising tide
Just as I was getting ready to go to bed last night, I stumbled upon a project that commanded my attention. I can’t talk about the specifics right now, other than it’s hilarious, fucked up, and potentially extremely lucrative. And legal. I was up until almost 6am poking at that project. I finally forced myself […]
Kinley on YouTube
And here we have my daughter Makinley making her YouTube debut: (she’s the one on the right)
cures what ails you
I woke up this morning in a terrible funk. I stumbled upon this – and it made everything all better : Note to self: Attend Burning Man 2012.
today’s accomplishments
Here’s what I’ve accomplished today, thus far: woke up at 9:30 am beat off delivered Musser wedding images via skateboard delivered Simmons wedding images via skateboard researched local screen printing companies to print the official Paul Duane t-shirt picked up lunch at La Bella Piastra, one of my old lunchtime spots from my USPS days […]
Dating Paul Duane Orientation Packet
My brilliant cousin Melissa wrote a blog the other day that I MUST re post part of. This will become part of the official Dating Paul Duane Orientation Packet. Ladies, please pick up a packet at the table by the door and take a seat. Please turn to page 17, and spend the next five […]