children, rock stars & hair product
A day in the life of me: 3:00pm: shot Angela Thompson’s daughters: They really were a joy to
Is Louis C.K. the best human being alive?
Louis C.K. is probably my favorite human being right now. Some of you may be familiar with his stand up – and his stand up comedy is brilliant. His show, Louie (on FX), is 10x more brilliant. Check out these two clips, and then I’ll geek out about Louis C.K. a little bit more, all […]
Comedy. Period.
While I was at the comedy club tonight, I got a call from my former wife’s house. I ran out and took the call; it was my 10 yr old daughter. “Dad, can I talk to you about something for a second?” She was clearly upset. “You know we were talking about dreams the other […]
The Seeker
This is a self portrait I took in the chapel of the church I grew up in. As I tried to find a way to explain what I was feeling as I created this portrait, the words of a song came to mind: The Seeker “I’ve looked under chairs, I’ve looked under tables / I’ve […]
The comedy muse
Recently I got brutally honest with myself and admitted something that was very hard to admit. For some reason I found it kind of embarassing to find myself thinking like this. But I’m going to share it with you now…. I want to be like
A woman’s view on men in hosiery by Nohealani
Whenever I go out in public dressed up in pantyhose & heels, people ask me questions about it. People wonder if I’m gay or straight, people wonder how it affects my success with women. Hell, that was one of the most commanding questions of my youth and 20’s: If I let this cat out of […]
pages and past lives
Okay, bear with me for another one of my bat shit crazy ideas: Let’s suppose that reincarnation is real. Suppose that the purpose of life is to spiritually progress and become more like God, by means of repeated incarnations on earth. Suppose that in one of your incarnations, you gain a lot of wisdom and […]
God was not at the grocery store today
On what seems to be an upswing of a rash of suicide attempts, ____ is spending less time in bed, more time out of the house. One of the major rationales for his suicide attempts is that he doesn’t’ feel like life has any purpose. Today, he wandered around a local Smith’s grocery store, approaching […]
domestic violence, hipsters and apostles
I saw this on Facebook today: “The victim must do all in his or her power to stop the abuse. Most often, the victim is innocent because of being
Open Crucifixion Night
I rolled up to the club on my skateboard, wave “HI” to the general assembly of smoking comics outside. I walk in. Find the host. Get my name on the list. Order a beer. Find a table. Take a seat. The vibe is not good tonight. Before a single comic has taken the stage, I […]