What would ______ do?

It’s Friday afternoon. I’m at my desk working. The following text shows up from my friend Jaclyn, the promoter for Friday night at The Hotel (a big night club in SLC): Jaclyn 2:44 pm: Shorts & Stilettos PARTY 2night @ The Hotel! $250 for the sexiest outfit! It’s also the 1st round of our DJ […]
Stanhope Special

Just a real quick note here… last summer, I was hired to photograph legendary stand up comic Doug Stanhope as he filmed his new special in Salt Lake City at The Complex. It was an honor, privilege, and amazing introduction into the world of stand up comedy. The special debuts this friday (3 aug 2012) […]
uh… Houston, we have a problem

In the course of human history, there are certain events and endeavors that we invest tremendous amounts of thought & energy into. Like launching rockets… …or nailing
the internet is my girlfriend

It’s Wed night. I just got back from doing a small comedy set at Wiseguys. Tonight was not good. I think that subconsciously, I choose to have these experiences that drag my ego down into the mud. On some level, I view myself as a pompous, try-hard, pretentious douche bag, and there is part of […]
kick ass, even if you suck

“The only real edginess is honesty – because that makes people uncomfortable – and people don’t really know what to do with it.” – Marc Maron Writing this blog has a special way of causing me to mind-fuck myself. I believe in the power and importance of telling stories with raw, brutal candor. It challenges […]
PDX Sun: Homebound

PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Sunday, 17 June: Time to head home […]
PDX Sat: Cherubs, rainbows and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes

PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound “Cherubs, rainbows and unicorns shitting Portland glitter […]
PDX Fri: laughs, libations, and lost chances.

PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Fri 15 June: So what’s the deal […]
PDX Thurs: FUPD has assumed control.

PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Thurs, 14 June: FUPD on the air, […]
PDX Wed: happy hour indeed

PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Wed, 13 April: Paul Duane discovers Happy […]