It pays to linger

Last night, I went out with Melissa, Dr. Normy, Kerilyn and Jaron. It being the weekend, I was taking a break from wearing pants.  We went to dinner, then to the W lounge.   As we pulled up, we saw the infamous limo that meant just one thing… Limo Dave was there!   The window rolled down, […]

Facebook: former foe

It has been famously said that your five closest friends will basically predict what kind of life you have.  One things is for certain: we are a product of our environment. One of the things that separates humans from the other animals is that we can consciously make changes in our environment in order to […]

the ultimate victory

“If you can create something time cannot erode, something which ignores the eccentricities of particular eras or moments, something truly timeless, this is the ultimate victory.” – Dr. Ferry Porsche

Why you will FAIL to have a great career

I’m speechless after hearing this speech. I believe this man is telling the truth. “Do you ever really want to look at your spouse and your kid, and see your jailers? You could have said, “Go for it kid, just like I did.” But you won’t be able to say that, ’cause you didn’t. So […]

Live our lives so well

“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own […]

Fuck You, Buddha

Eastern philosophy, such as Budhism and Taoism, teach the virtue of non-attachment to outcome.  Attachment always leads to suffering, and I believe this deeply. There is a problem, however… I’m so detached from outcome, that I don’t CARE that much about how anything goes, anymore. I’m so ambivalent about outcomes, I’m boring myself to death. […]

Leprosy and Wedding Photos

Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you….. JESUS CHRIST!   [insert wild applause] Check out my wedding work here Contact me HERE to reserve your wedding date. It will make Jesus happy. Do it.  

The big question about grilled cheese

Look, I know all of you have been dying to know the answer to this question… and I, your humble servant, Paul Duane, have ventured to answer it tonight!! Which is better, grilled cheese prepared with butter on the bread, or olive oil, as a frying medium? Here we have, on the left, a grilled […]