I have this feeling we will get lost out there
Have you ever met someone amazing that you’d love to date, but then thought, “Actually, I think I had better hold off until __________”. I’ve done it several times. I’ve put off many loves in embryo, thinking that I just need to _______ or _______ or _______ before I really experience that big, awesome romance. […]
Bachelorette confession
I have a confession to make… I feel like such a girl saying this: I have been watching The Bachelorette. Faithfully. It’s so interesting to me! Before you say anything, I want to preemptively address a few things. Yes, I know it’s “reality television”. Yes, I know that “reality tv” is heavily produced. Yes, I […]
PDX Fri: laughs, libations, and lost chances.
PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Fri 15 June: So what’s the deal […]
Access Denied
Getting blown off sucks. The other night I was at a club. A gorgeous girl comes along and starts talking to my friend Dave, one of the guys I was hanging out with. He introduced us. She was charming. At some point later on, I started chatting her up again. She was somewhat receptive to […]
money on the table
Adam Carolla often muses over the elusive possibility that Guns & Roses will reunite and tour. He always asks the question: “How much money have they left on the table, just because they can’t get along enough to play a few shows?” Axl Rose refuses to reunite with the band. It’s difficult to imagine how […]
Open letter to an awesome girl
So, let’s say you are a beautiful, interesting girl. Let’s say we just met. Let’s say that we have a definite attraction between us. Let’s also say that, although the attraction exists, I can see that we don’t have congruent long term goals / values. Let’s say that we feel like getting in each others […]
85%, cookies and public nudity.
I never have nightmares. Like, EVER. My dreams, if I remember them, usually consist of story lines like going to Walmart to buy loaf of bread. White bread. Not even interesting multi-grain bread. Whitey white white wonder bread. Last night was different. I got in late from a very stressful evening with my family. I […]