the internet is my girlfriend
It’s Wed night. I just got back from doing a small comedy set at Wiseguys. Tonight was not good. I think that subconsciously, I choose to have these experiences that drag my ego down into the mud. On some level, I view myself as a pompous, try-hard, pretentious douche bag, and there is part of […]
kick ass, even if you suck
“The only real edginess is honesty – because that makes people uncomfortable – and people don’t really know what to do with it.” – Marc Maron Writing this blog has a special way of causing me to mind-fuck myself. I believe in the power and importance of telling stories with raw, brutal candor. It challenges […]
PDX Sun: Homebound
PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound Sunday, 17 June: Time to head home […]
The Tao of the Asshole
“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.” – Gore Vidal I never knew how hard it can be to have “style”. There are moments when I sit down to write, I realize that there is some deeper truth turning my gears that day, but for some […]