PDX Tues: my stupidest accomplishment
PDX Day 1: My stupidest accomplishment PDX Day 2: Happy hour indeed PDX Day 3: Portland so far PDX Day 3.2: FUPD has assumed control PDX Day 4: Laughs, libations, and lost chances PDX Day 5: Cherubs, rainbows, and unicorns shitting Portland glitter cupcakes PDX Day 6: Homebound How often does a vacation include talking […]
children, rock stars & hair product
A day in the life of me: 3:00pm: shot Angela Thompson’s daughters: They really were a joy to
A woman’s view on men in hosiery by Nohealani
Whenever I go out in public dressed up in pantyhose & heels, people ask me questions about it. People wonder if I’m gay or straight, people wonder how it affects my success with women. Hell, that was one of the most commanding questions of my youth and 20’s: If I let this cat out of […]
Being a detective is SO HARD!
Okay, before you read any further, I want you to queue up some sexxxaay porno music. Or maybe some Barry White. Or the Bee Gees. What you are about to read is not, in fact, my latest porno screen play. This is an actual story from the heart of Mormondom, Salt Lake City, Utah. It’s […]
Inaugural Wine Wednesday
My friend Nate (aka “Super Nate”) have decided to institute a new tradition: Wine Wednesday. Every Wed evening, we do a stand up comedy set at Wiseguys Comedy in Salt Lake City. Following the comedy club, we convene at my studio for an informal wine tasting party. This week was the first such pairing of […]
Fantastic advice.
Do what he says.
today’s accomplishments
Here’s what I’ve accomplished today, thus far: woke up at 9:30 am beat off delivered Musser wedding images via skateboard delivered Simmons wedding images via skateboard researched local screen printing companies to print the official Paul Duane t-shirt picked up lunch at La Bella Piastra, one of my old lunchtime spots from my USPS days […]