Pink Suitcase

“What’s waiting for you in Tucson?” 

Julie proceeds to explain her life: “I teach tennis, it’s my passion. My husband is in finance, he’s always gone, but I keep busy running my two daughters around to ballet and track practice.”

Her name isn’t Julie, to her, but it is to me. All women who live like this are named Julie. 

“What about you?”

“I work in grey market pharmaceuticals”

“I’m a special adviser to the Swiss Consulate in Chicago”

“I’m an adult film actor”

“I teach 3rd grade”

I ponder the possibilities. 

Gift of Tongues

Where the fuck did you put MY METFORMIN YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH MY MEDICINE AND CIGARETTES!!!” is what she means.